So cheeky, I know.
Today didnapos;t start off so well. First, my microwave ceased to function while I was reheating waffles. Then, my new favorite thrift store lamp wouldnapos;t turn on. Everything was breaking. But then I put two and two together and checked out my other kitchen appliances and saw none of them were sporting their "on" lights. So I flipped a breaker and reset my kitchen/morning. Voila.
I got a tattoo. Finally. Iapos;d been putting it off for the sake of fiscal responsibility. Anyway, itapos;s a purple and black cartoon bat on my right forearm, near my wrist. I love it. I plan to collect some more when I acquire extra dinero.
I fell out of love with Benicio Del Torro. He spoke fondly of a historical figure who sent people to concentration camps, labor camps, personally performed executions in the streets, and was an all-around sniveling coward. No, no, not Hitler. You know.
Tegan and Sarah continueously threaten to turn me gay. Ok, not really. Thatapos;s about 2.3 true. If there was only one of them, it would be like 0.3 true. Somehow the identical twin thing ups it 2. This stream of consciousness needs to go ahead and end right about...now.
If my taxes start funding abortions, I think Iapos;m going to start swinging. Itapos;s actually very possible in the near future. Oh, and remember that procedure where a baby is pulled most of the way out of the womb with forceps and scissors are jammed until the base of the skull and the brains are sucked out? Yeh, that could be making a come back soon, as well. My faith in humanity continues to dwindle.
On a much happier note, today is me and Johnapos;s two year anniversary. We celebrated on Saturday by eating lots of raw fish and going thrifting. We still need to think of a halloween costume. Iapos;ve got nothing.
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